meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Quelle: meladoodle, via galacticentity)

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armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

(Quelle: armadillo, via lets-ruun-away)

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How to be ugly
  • Step 1: Look like me.
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When was the last time anyone ever told you how important you are? (via cockochanel)

(Quelle: relegere, via iloveboybelieber)

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Fragt mal was. Anonym oder nicht, ist egal.

(Quelle: koexistenz, via oceanicmoon)

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Wenn’s zu schön ist, um wahr zu sein, dann ist es meistens auch nicht wahr. Two and a Half Men (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Quelle: ach-fick-drauf, via oceanicmoon)

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stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via oceanicmoon)

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Sexy isn’t always about boobs or butts. It’s the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

(via iloveboybelieber)

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She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
 Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title (via hard-passionate-sex)

(Quelle: permeate, via permeate)

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appletears:

i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

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